Best Albums Of 2006

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1. Silversun Pickups – Carnavas (Dangerbird)
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White Wizzard’s Over The Top: Two Cent Review

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Best Albums Of 2005

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1. System of a Down – Hypnotize (American/Columbia)
2. System of a Down – Mezmerize – (American/Columbia)
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Brad Penny And Barney Gumble: Doppelgängers

Posted in Doppelgängers, Features on 12/30/2009 by Kurt Orzeck

Cave In’s Planets Of Old: Two Cent Review

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Best Albums Of 2003

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1. The Mars Volta, De-Loused in the Comatorium(Universal): A perfect hour’s worth of death-defying, acrobatic saga rock by the most ambitious rookie squad in years.
2. Electric Six – Fire (Beggars XL): Novelty and frivolity reach frighteningly infectious heights on this guilty treasure. Blondie would be jealous. Continue reading →

Best Albums Of 2000

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GOLD

1. Queens of the Stone Age – Rated R (Interscope): Heavyweights in their own right, QOTSA are the closest thing we have to Nirvana right now.
2. PJ Harvey – Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea (Island): If she goes on for as long and as strong as Tina Turner has, I’ll die a happy man. Continue reading →

New Releases 6.6.06

Posted in New Releases, New Releases 6.6.06 with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 12/30/2009 by Kurt Orzeck

Finally, the fated 6/6/06 has arrived. But what’s to show for it? Where’s Slayer’s LP, intended for today? Continue reading →

Nirvana’s In Utero: Un Vínculo Progresivo Entre Los Mundos Del Rock Mainstream Y Rock Independiente

Posted in Essays, Features with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 12/30/2009 by Kurt Orzeck

Eleven years ago, I studied for five months in Santiago, Chile. As part of my education regiment, I chose a class on the history of rock and roll. You might think that’s as much as a cop-out as taking a class in bowling or frisbee golf. But as someone who had mostly shunned classic rock till that point, I actually learned a lot. My teacher was obsessed with Deep Purple and Cream, and explained to us how Ozzy Osbourne was rock’s first psicótico.

I like to think I returned him the favor by teaching him a bit about Nirvana, of whom he wasn’t much aware, in my final paper. The self-generated topic: How Nirvana ushered indie-rock, rougher production values and anti-corporate attitudes into the mainstream with In Utero. El profesor told me I worked harder than any of his Chilean students in the class, and that I nailed the exam (70 out of 70), too.

These days, my Spanish is a bit rusty, so I couldn’t tell you what most of the paper means. But here it is for your archival viewing pleasure. PDFs are included in case the images are too taxing on yer eyes:

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David Cross’ ‘I Drink For A Reason’: Loaded With Laughs – And Typos

Posted in Features, What You Readin' For? with tags on 12/29/2009 by Kurt Orzeck

I’m not going to say much about David Cross’ “I Drink for a Reason,” which came out in August, because no one is capable of escaping the derision of the funniest man alive.

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