1. Silversun Pickups – Carnavas (Dangerbird)
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Best Albums Of 2006
Posted in Lists with tags Aereogramme, In Flames, Isis, Mastodon, Mogwai, Muse, Silversun Pickups, Sonic Youth, Unearth, Yakuza on 12/30/2009 by Kurt OrzeckWhite Wizzard’s Over The Top: Two Cent Review
Posted in Album Reviews, Reviews with tags 3 Inches of Blood, Into Eternity, Iron Maiden, White Wizzard on 12/30/2009 by Kurt OrzeckBest Albums Of 2005
Posted in Lists with tags Black Mountain, Bloc Party, Fiona Apple, M83, My Morning Jacket, Red Sparowes, System of a Down, the Mars Volta, the Number Twelve Looks Like You on 12/30/2009 by Kurt Orzeck1. System of a Down – Hypnotize (American/Columbia)
2. System of a Down – Mezmerize – (American/Columbia)
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Brad Penny And Barney Gumble: Doppelgängers
Posted in Doppelgängers, Features on 12/30/2009 by Kurt OrzeckCave In’s Planets Of Old: Two Cent Review
Posted in Album Reviews, Reviews with tags Cave In on 12/30/2009 by Kurt OrzeckBest Albums Of 2003
Posted in Lists with tags Calexico, Electric Six, Killing Joke, Mastodon, OutKast, Pleasure Forever, the Mars Volta, the White Stripes, the Who, These Arms Are Snakes on 12/30/2009 by Kurt Orzeck1. The Mars Volta, De-Loused in the Comatorium(Universal): A perfect hour’s worth of death-defying, acrobatic saga rock by the most ambitious rookie squad in years.
2. Electric Six – Fire (Beggars XL): Novelty and frivolity reach frighteningly infectious heights on this guilty treasure. Blondie would be jealous. Continue reading
Best Albums Of 2000
Posted in Lists with tags At the Drive-In, Blonde Redhead, Bright Eyes, Broadcast, Chicks on Speed, Enon, Grandaddy, Le Tigre, Nirvana, PJ Harvey, Queens of the Stone Age, Quickspace, Sunny Day Real Estate, Sweep the Leg Johnny, the Black Heart Procession, the Brian Jonestown Massacre, the Fucking Champs, the Murder City Devils, Unida, Yo La Tengo on 12/30/2009 by Kurt OrzeckGOLD
1. Queens of the Stone Age – Rated R (Interscope): Heavyweights in their own right, QOTSA are the closest thing we have to Nirvana right now.
2. PJ Harvey – Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea (Island): If she goes on for as long and as strong as Tina Turner has, I’ll die a happy man. Continue reading
New Releases 6.6.06
Posted in New Releases, New Releases 6.6.06 with tags Amps for Christ, Artimus Pyledriver, Brittany Murphy, Camera Obscura, Cheap Trick, Combichrist, Elevator Action, Elvis Costello, Entombed, Evangelicals, Genghis Tron, Henry Rollins, Ladyhawk, Mojave 3, Neil Halstead, Psapp, Scanners, Scott Walker, Slayer, the Paper Chase, Vanna, Zero 7 on 12/30/2009 by Kurt OrzeckFinally, the fated 6/6/06 has arrived. But what’s to show for it? Where’s Slayer’s LP, intended for today? Continue reading
Nirvana’s In Utero: Un Vínculo Progresivo Entre Los Mundos Del Rock Mainstream Y Rock Independiente
Posted in Essays, Features with tags Black Sabbath, Courtney Love, Dave Grohl, Dinosaur Jr., Germs, Jimi Hendrix, Krist Novoselic, Kurt Cobain, Nirvana, Ozzy Osbourne, Pat Smear, Pavement, Scream, Sebadoh, Sonic Youth, Steve Albini, the Beatles, the Velvet Underground on 12/30/2009 by Kurt OrzeckEleven years ago, I studied for five months in Santiago, Chile. As part of my education regiment, I chose a class on the history of rock and roll. You might think that’s as much as a cop-out as taking a class in bowling or frisbee golf. But as someone who had mostly shunned classic rock till that point, I actually learned a lot. My teacher was obsessed with Deep Purple and Cream, and explained to us how Ozzy Osbourne was rock’s first psicótico.
I like to think I returned him the favor by teaching him a bit about Nirvana, of whom he wasn’t much aware, in my final paper. The self-generated topic: How Nirvana ushered indie-rock, rougher production values and anti-corporate attitudes into the mainstream with In Utero. El profesor told me I worked harder than any of his Chilean students in the class, and that I nailed the exam (70 out of 70), too.
These days, my Spanish is a bit rusty, so I couldn’t tell you what most of the paper means. But here it is for your archival viewing pleasure. PDFs are included in case the images are too taxing on yer eyes:
David Cross’ ‘I Drink For A Reason’: Loaded With Laughs – And Typos
Posted in Features, What You Readin' For? with tags David Cross on 12/29/2009 by Kurt OrzeckI’m not going to say much about David Cross’ “I Drink for a Reason,” which came out in August, because no one is capable of escaping the derision of the funniest man alive.
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