Crossword Puzzle: James Joyce’s ‘Ulysses’

Posted in Features, Fun And Games, What You Readin' For? on 06/16/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Warning: You won’t find any music-related content in this post. But in observance of Bloomsday, let’s momentarily stray from convention. Continue reading

Cheap Trick’s Bun E. Carlos On Recording With Steve Albini, Why Band Re-Cut In Color

Posted in Interviews with tags , , , , , on 06/15/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Naturally, yesterday’s post about Geronimo! – a new band out of Rockford, Illinois – brought back fond memories of the city’s principal rock export: Cheap Trick. Seems like a good-enough time to dust off a years-old interview with Bun E. Carlos. Continue reading

Memento: Geronimo! And Baby Jingles

Posted in Features, Mementos with tags on 06/14/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Memo to Cheap Trick: You’re not the only worthy band from Rockford, Illinois. In fact, sooner than later, you might have some serious competition. Continue reading

B-52s’ Fred Schneider: ‘It’s Better To Make Up Stuff For Interviews Than Tell The Truth’

Posted in Interviews with tags , , , , , , , , on 06/09/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

So the B-52s, Lady Gaga and an alien named Mel Moron walk into a cosmic cantina …

Welcome to Fred Schneider’s universe. In an interview conducted with the Bad Penny, he also spoke – at times humorously, at times seriously – about bloody Christmas songs, shoplifting a ham, avoiding cancer and, maybe equally important, avoiding the tour bus. Continue reading

Bad Penny MP3s: Best Of 2010, Part II – Trans Am, Damien Jurado, Masakari, Versus, More

Posted in Lists, MP3s with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/07/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

With 2010 about to reach halftime, here’s the second roundup of choicest cuts the Bad Penny has offered so far this year. Continue reading

The Creature – Volume 6, Issue 2: Rainer Maria, A Minor Forest, Scared Of Chaka

Posted in The Creature with tags , , , , on 06/06/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Here is my sixth issue of The Creature, published in the fall of 1998 at Grinnell College in Grinnell, Iowa.

This was one of the darker editions of the magazine, overtly influenced by David Lynch. Other recurring themes included cars, fear, wrestling, post-structuralism, catastrophe and clarity. Continue reading

Death-Metal-Parody Proposals For ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic

Posted in Lists with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/06/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Amon Amarth’s “Valhalla Awaits Me” -> “Pizza Awaits Me”
Cannibal Corpse’s “Covered With Sores” -> “Covered With S’mores”
Carcass’ “Inpropagation” -> “Inpoopagation” Continue reading

Top 10 Reasons Why Stone Temple Pilots Suck Even More Now Than Before

Posted in Lists on 06/06/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

10. Scott Weiland isn’t shooting heroin anymore (presumably).
9. Since they’re active again, their shitty songs are as ubiquitous on radio as they were before. And, for some reason, it’s impossible to get through a nationally televised MLB game without hearing them.
8. Now they’re on Facebook. Continue reading

What, Dark Tranquillity Not Worthy? An Open Letter To L.A. Metalheads

Posted in Concert Reviews, Reviews with tags , on 06/02/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Hey man, missed you at the Dark Tranquillity show last night. What happened? Thought you were a troo metalhead. Continue reading

Porcupine Tree: Princes Of Prog

Posted in Interviews with tags on 06/01/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Concert audiences are dwindling – but not at Porcupine Tree shows. Find out in my recent interview with drummer Gavin Harrison why, more than 20 years into their prog-tastic career, the British bulldogs’ fanbase is more rabid than ever.