Archive for Maynard James Keenan

Paz Lenchantin’s ‘Triste’: Two Cent Review

Posted in Album Reviews, Reviews with tags , , , , , on 11/23/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

Whatever you were expecting from a solo album by A Perfect Circle and Zwan collaborator Paz Lenchantin, you won’t be prepared for what you hear when you press play. Read my full review of Lenchantin’s Triste at Veil of Sound, one of Germany’s premiere sources for alternative, experimental and heavy music, with a particular predilection for post-rock, black metal and krautrock.

From the Vault: Isis’ Aaron Turner Called Revolver’s Golden Gods Awards ‘Demeaning,’ ‘Ridiculous’

Posted in Interviews with tags , , , , , , , , , on 10/17/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

[This article was originally published on Indiepit on June 18, 2009.]

Methodical. Serious. Fulfilling.

Those are three words that aptly describe Isis, one of the best things to happen to prog-metal since Maynard James Keenan first shook hands with Adam Jones in 1989. The band’s carefully calibrated, efficient – read: not a single note gone to waste – songwriting and live presentation have, over the course of their dozen-year history, graduated Isis to untouchable status. It’s gotten to the point where fans talk about Isis’ music as if it were a religion: each album an obligatory mass, each song a sermon that feeds both the mind and soul.

Coming off a string of their biggest concerts to date – and with their new album, Wavering Radiant, still sitting pretty on Pitchfork’s “Best New Music” lineup (it’s been months) – the sludge-slingers are at the top of their game. And best of all, as they’ve proven with each subsequent release, they just might find a way to top themselves the next time around too.

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Tool’s 68 Songs, Ranked From ‘Invincible’ to ‘Disgustipated’

Posted in Lists, Reviews with tags , , , on 08/01/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

Because I said so. Order never subject to change.

1. “The Grudge”

2. “Invincible”

3. “The Patient”

4. “Sober”

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CONSPIRACY REVEALED: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan And David Yow Are Lizard People!

Posted in Comedy, Esoterica with tags , , , , on 11/27/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Hate to say we told you so, but a few years after an anonymous leaker from the Biden Crime Family provided Extra-Super-Top-Secret Classified Files to The Bad Penny, we can now officially confirm that the Deep State Documents are completely True and prove that two famous rock musicians (Hollywood Elites, of course) are indeed among the 47 million Lizard People living among us in the United States (which is a “garbage bin,” by the way). We call it “The Maynard/Yow Connection.”

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