Archive for the Features Category

Memento: Branden Daniel’s Amazing Technisound Dream Vest

Posted in Features, Mementos with tags on 01/26/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

The latest installment in a series of “postcards” from bands on the edge comes courtesy one Branden Daniel and his chicks. Stet that: Chics. Continue reading

Labyrinth: The History Of The Jesus Lizard

Posted in Features, Fun And Games with tags on 01/24/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

So you think you know the Jesus Lizard, eh? Test your knowledge of the band and its history with this thoroughly trivial pursuit. Continue reading

Rock ‘N’ Roll Rebus #1

Posted in Features, Fun And Games on 01/24/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

If Rebuses like the one above don’t ring any bells, your childhood was/is sorely lacking. In the spirit of juvenalia, here’s a different take on the game, designed for rock nerds. Continue reading

Extreme-Metal Word Search

Posted in Features, Fun And Games on 01/23/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Twenty extreme-metal bands. One puzzle. All you need is your sword (pencil) and shield (eraser). Continue reading

Memento: The Moog’s ‘Special’ Hairspray

Posted in Features, Mementos with tags on 01/23/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Here’s the first Bad Penny installment in an artist-centric series in which musicians pass along objects of importance – or unimportance – and, in particularly fortuitous situations, dish a little about them too. Continue reading

Memento: Salme Dahlstrom’s Coffee Overload

Posted in Features, Mementos with tags on 01/23/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Bad habits come in all shapes and sizes, but Salme Dahlstrom’s might explain why she’s as hyper as she can be at times, like in this picture. Continue reading

3 Inches Of Blood’s Cam Pipes Geeks Out On Tolkien, ‘Dungeons & Dragons’

Posted in Features, Interviews, What You Readin' For? with tags , , , , on 01/13/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

It’s Wednesday, September 9, 2009. Or, better put, “9.9.09.” Some 3 years, 3 months and 3 days ago, metalheads were having a collective kanipshin over 6.6.06, terrorizing their neighbors’ pets and carving satanic shit into their skin.

So how did the gritty falsetto belter behind 3 Inches of Blood bide his time that day? Scouting the Shire, perhaps. Or maybe slaying some dragons.

Welcome to the imaginarium of Dr. Pipes.

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Meet And Greet: Cassettes Won’t Listen

Posted in Features, Interviews, Meet And Greet with tags , , , , , , , , on 01/10/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Jason Drake is having a hard time concentrating.

It’s late July 2009, and he’s chatting with me on his cell from a Whole Foods parking lot somewhere in L.A. Continue reading

Meet And Greet: Imaad Wasif Goes Into The Voidist

Posted in Features, Interviews, Meet And Greet with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/07/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Contrary to what ProTools fanatics might tell you, visionaries are hard to come by these days. During an era in which it’s incumbent upon artists to market and promote themselves. During an era in which selling out has become something of a moot point. Continue reading

Meet And Greet: Double Dagger

Posted in Features, Interviews, Meet And Greet with tags , , on 01/04/2010 by Kurt Orzeck

Baltimore officials call it the “Greatest City in America.”

Some residents think otherwise.

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