Braid’s Chris Broach Tells the Truth About Cats and Dogs

Posted in Interviews with tags , , on 12/04/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Indie-rock Renaissance Man Chris Broach (Braid, SNST) explains to New Noise in an extended edition of our Pet Sounds series how he keeps all his plates spinning while also raising a dog and a cat.

Fun. Co-Founder Andrew Dost Reveals How He Keeps His Pooch Entertained

Posted in Interviews with tags , , on 12/02/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Fun. co-founder Andrew Dost is about six weeks away from unveiling the first album by his new band, Metal Bubble Trio. But the good-natured multi-instrumentalist stepped away from his music obligations for a sec to wax lovingly about his dog, Carly–who, from the looks of it, may have had a hand in the production and creation of his new band’s first record. Read the full, heartwarming conversation on New Noise‘s website.

Kim Deal’s ‘Nobody Loves You More’: Two Cent Review

Posted in Album Reviews, Reviews with tags , , on 12/02/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

No one–and I mean no one–expected Kim Deal to pull one of the best albums of the year out of her pocket. But that’s exactly what the tragically self-deprecating, perpetually under-appreciated and divinely talented artist has done. With Nobody Loves You More, the first album released under her own name, the pride of Dayton, Ohio, stupefies us for–stupidly–not giving Deal the level of respect that she’s deserved since 1986. Read my full, bittersweet review of her towering work of art on FLOOD‘s website.

Post-Punk Band Unlettered Spell Joy for Foster Dogs

Posted in Interviews with tags on 11/29/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

In the latest edition of Pet Sounds on New Noise‘s website, we chat with with Mike and Kelly Knowlton of post-punk band Unlettered not only about their own dogs but their admirable volunteer efforts at dog rescue and foster services.

CONSPIRACY REVEALED: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan And David Yow Are Lizard People!

Posted in Comedy, Esoterica with tags , , , , on 11/27/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Hate to say we told you so, but a few years after an anonymous leaker from the Biden Crime Family provided Extra-Super-Top-Secret Classified Files to The Bad Penny, we can now officially confirm that the Deep State Documents are completely True and prove that two famous rock musicians (Hollywood Elites, of course) are indeed among the 47 million Lizard People living among us in the United States (which is a “garbage bin,” by the way). We call it “The Maynard/Yow Connection.”

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Luna Honey’s Zoo Has 3 Cats, 3 Dogs—and a Gecko!

Posted in Interviews with tags on 11/26/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Don’t miss the 18th edition (in a mere six weeks) of my ongoing Pet Sounds series on New Noise‘s website—especially if you’re curious abut Leopard geckos and/or Luna Honey’s distinct take on dark rock experimentalism.

Circus Trees’ Music Keeps Them Alive … As Do Their Furry Friends

Posted in Interviews with tags , , on 11/23/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Leave it to three teen girls from Marlborough, Mass., to exuberantly share their love for not just music but for their furry balls of bliss. Read my full interview with Circus Trees on New Noise‘s website.

Venus Twins’ ‘/​\​/​\​/​\​/​\​/’: Two Cent Review

Posted in Album Reviews, Reviews with tags on 11/14/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Juxtaposing a love of sewing with 13 minutes of whiplash-inducing, eardrum-destroying atonal assaults, Venus Twins’ latest EP is yet another confounding manifestation of twin telepathy. Read my full review of the Brooklyn duo’s ​\​/​\​/​\​/​\​/ (no, that’s not a glitch) on FLOOD‘s website.

Thank’s ‘I Have a Physical Body That Can Be Harmed’: Two Cent Review

Posted in Album Reviews, Reviews with tags on 11/12/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Thank’s a lot, as the Leeds pranksters prove on their second album. I Have a Physical Body That Can Be Harmed is a mixed cocktail that deviates from traditional proto-punk by lacing songs with ’80s synth lines. Read my full review on FLOOD‘s website.

Umbrellas Check in Ahead of First-Ever Boise Concert

Posted in Interviews with tags on 11/12/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Boise’s concert scene is getting a double hours of awesome tonight in the form of a post formidable pair two red-hot indie-rock bands descending upon the Shrine Basement Culture Club: The Lemon Twigs and The Umbrellas.

While we previously caught up with the Twigs for a future feature on them, we also had the privilege of current the Umbrellas dropping us ahead f their tonight. 

“It’ll be our first time playing Boise as the Umbrellas,” the band said collectively in a statement. “We’re looking forward to taking in the sights and trying out local fare. We’ve heard excellent things about finger steaks! And we’re always interested in checking out record shops, vintage stores, antique shops, and so on.”

They galore a peek at their performance, which comes on the Umbrellas of the band releasing its newest album, Fareweather Forget, on Slumberland Records.

“We’ve learned that some of the songs are better on the record than they are live. And that’s totally fine, there’s no need to bring them out! the group said. “We also knew these songs would have more emphasis on the drums and that’s definitely translating into our live set. We’re louder and faster than people expect us to be sometimes, maybe because our debut LP was more tame.”

They imparted a colorful anecdote from this latest for: “We were driving through rural Wyoming in a snowstorm in the afternoon, making our way to Denver for the first show of the tour. We notice this giant white dog on the side of the road eating some fresh roadkill, and its fur was stained bright red everywhere, and Matt honked at it to keep it from running in front of our van,” the band said. “Nothing else was around for miles and this dog obviously didn’t have a collar or anything, but it also didn’t look wild. It looked up and just did this happy dog smile at us as we drove on by. An omen? Maybe… We’ll see! (:”