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5 Reminders About Punk Rock’s Core Principles

Posted in Essays, Features, On Tyranny with tags on 07/29/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

Say what you will about the new identity of punk rock and the renewing of marriage vows between punk rock and corporate enterprise, here are a few reminders about what still lies at the heart of the movement:

1. Subservience, complacency and inaction in the face of authoritarianism, now the governing force in the United States — and its myriad and once-unimaginable horrors — is not punk rock.

2. Engaging in pay-to-play schemes that pads the pockets of music venue owners and managers, magazine editors and publishers, agents and promoters and publicists, and other industry types who profit off musicians, is not punk rock.

3. Propagating, platforming or even permitting racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia and all related forms of hate and discrimination is not punk rock.

4. Increasing one’s personal gain at the expense of punk-rock bands and fans, whether it be through inflated ticket prices, ad revenue largesse and opportunistic financial benefits is not punk rock.

5. Taking advantage of or profiting unjustly off sincere, well-intentioned and therefore often vulnerable people who support punk-rock ethics is not punk-rock.

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Chris Adler Admits Leaving Lamb of God for Firstborne Cured His Depression

Posted in Features, Interviews, On Tyranny with tags , , on 07/28/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

The look on Chris Adler’s face says it all. One of the best rock drummers known to man is sitting in a tranquil environment in his studio, located in his family’s awe-striking home in Richmond, Virginia. It’s the same general vicinity where the 52-year-old Adler grew up and where he and a few pallies developed so-called “American Made Metal” purveyors Lamb of God.

In fact, one could argue that the drummer’s ardent fans are currently witnessing Peak Adler, who found inner peace during a meditation retreat. He has a new record coming in less than one month—Lucky, the first created by the new configuration of supergroup Firstborne. Adler is not about to, isn’t currently and doesn’t face any prospects in the near future of throttling himself to death like he used to during his Lamb of God days.

“I stopped listening to music,” Adler divulges in a mid-June conversation.

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On Tyranny: Haggus Frontman Blasts Punk Bands’ Silence on Gaza, ICE

Posted in Features, Interviews, On Tyranny with tags on 07/11/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

“If you use weak-ass, purposely offensive artwork or lyrics just to ‘shock’ people, or stay silent during times like this in attempt to walk the fence in fear that your reputation might be tarnished, then fuck you. We don’t want or need you as a peer.”
-Haggus’ Hambone

Haggus is the band leading the charge for “mincecore,” a form of “grindcore,” to be accepted by the punk underground community. But founder Hambone doesn’t mince words when it comes to Nazis, racists, bigots, sexists and other propagators of hate. To paraphrase the admirable musician, they can all fuck off.

Three weeks ago, shortly after the Oakland band released its new album Destination Extinction on Tankcrimes, Hambone spoke in great length with The Bad Penny about Haggus, the band’s history, his views on punk music, and just about every other issue under the sun.

Buckle up, kiddos. You’re able to hear the straight dope from a wicked talented musician who has no tolerance for dopes.

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Mark Mallman Says ‘Suffering Artists’ Are a Myth, Making Art Isn’t a ‘Job’

Posted in Features, Interviews, On Tyranny with tags on 07/09/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

“This myth of the ‘suffering artists,’ the myth of Van Gogh and ideas like this—perpetuated by Hollywood—have become abstracted. It guilt-trips us all into thinking that if our art is our job, it lacks purity, and purity is the highest art form. But really, all we’re doing is trying to manifest joy, or insight, or translate the human experience.” Read more of my interview with Mark Mallman on New Noise.

Sub Pop Partner Share It Music Puts Artists Over Profits—And Wins

Posted in Features with tags , , , on 07/04/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

As humble a music industry executive if there ever was one, the eminently genteel and likable Sharratt cut the ribbon on his project in February 2018 after interning at Sub Pop to cultivate his skills in the music biz. Seven years later, Share It Music barged into 2025 with prized full-lengths by the Unfit and Cumulus. Read my feature story on the admirable nonprofit courtesy of Music Connection.

15 Best QOTSA Parody Ideas for ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic to Create

Posted in Comedy, Doppelgängers, Lists with tags , , , on 06/15/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

Sure, they may be one of the biggest rock bands in the world, but let’s get real: Have Queens of the Stone Age truly “made it”?

Some would argue no for the simple reason that, some 30 years into their career, “Weird” Al Yankovic still hasn’t made a parody of even one QOTSA song. It’s a critical rite of passage in pop music, and until it happens, a musical act really hasn’t achieved irrefutable commercial success.

In an effort to help QOTSA finally break that glass ceiling, and to inspire Al to write some quality new parodies, here are The Bad Penny‘s Top 15 choicest ideas for QOTSA parody songs:

Original: “Regular John”
Parody: Regular John Tesh

Original: “Go With the Flow”
Parody: Go With the Flomax

Original: “Better Living Through Chemistry”
Parody: “Better Living Through Home Ec

Original: “I Think I Lost My Headache”
Parody: “I Think I Lost My Keys

Original: “Avon”
Parody: “The Avon Lady”

Original: “I Sat by the Ocean”
Parody: “I Sat by Billy Ocean (On a Plane)”

Original: “You Can’t Quit Me, Baby”
Parody: “You Can’t Quit Me, Baby Ruth

Original: “The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret”
Parody: “The Lost Art of Wearing Secret Antiperspirant

Original: “The Way You Used to Do”
Parody: “The Way You Used to Do the Mountain Dew

Original: “Sick, Sick, Sick”
Parody: “Mick, Mick, Mick” (tribute song to Rocky Balboa’s deceased trainer/ manager)

Original: “My God Is the Sun”
Parody: “My God Is the Hamburger Bun”

Original: “Long Slow Goodbye”
Parody: Long Slow Fart

Original: “Keep Your Eyes Peeled”
Parody: “Keep Your Oranges Peeled

Original: “How to Handle a Rope”
Parody: “How to Handle a Rope-a-Dope

Original: “No One Knows”
Parody: “Owen’s Nose” (referring to actor Owen Wilson’s unusual facial appendage)

• Fun fact: QOTSA frontman Josh Homme told me he especially enjoyed this one.)

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Big Takeover #96: Michael Gira and Todd Trainer Interviews, Bernie/AOC Rally Coverage, More

Posted in Album Reviews, Essays, Features, Interviews, Reviews with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/05/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

The special 45th anniversary edition of The Big Takeover, one of the oldest and last-surviving punk-rock magazines, is now available here. The special issue features more contributions from yours truly than every before–and they’re exclusively featured in the magazine:

• a deep conversation with Michael Gira of Swans
• my second feature with drummer Todd Trainer, stemming from the first interview he gave after the passing of his beloved Shellac bandmate Steve Albini
• a dispatch from a “Fighting Oligarchy” event in Idaho that featured Built to Spill, Bernie Sanders and AOC (and drew national attention)
• my reviews of new releases by Airport 77s, Dez Dare, Librarians With Hickeys, Mdou Moctar, mssv, Onsetter, Pleasure Pill, Plight, Royal Chant and Unstable Shapes

Exclusive: Miracle Blood Are in for a Bloody Good Time With Epic Tour

Posted in Exclusives, Interviews, My City Rules, News with tags , on 05/19/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

Noise punks Miracle Blood are ready to bring the ruckus with an ambitious tour starting July 11 in Buffalo, NY, running through August 2 in Washington DC.

The Beantown badasses are also on the docket for the fifth edition of the ultra-underground Caterwaul Fest in Minneapolis on May 26. In between Caterwaul and the onset of their summer trek, the band will hit up Portsmouth, New Hampshire (June 13); Troy, New York (June 24); and Boston (June 28).

Miracle Blood certainly aren’t allergic to playing live, and this new jaunt will be their most extensive one to date.

“Play new material in front of crowds to kind of see what’s landing right and what maybe needs a little bit more work,” cofounder/guitarist/vocalist Andrew Wong told The Bad Penny.

With so many upcoming engagements, it’s patently obvious that Miracle Blood–who tout themselves as “gnarly noise-punk for the weird at heart”–are on fi-yah. If noise-punk isn’t your jam, give Miracle Blood a shot nonetheless, as they meld their music with mathcore as well.

Expect scenes like this to unfold frequently during Miracle Blood’s upcoming gigs:

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Summer Music Fests Near for Those About to Rock

Posted in Features with tags , , on 05/17/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

Read my primers on three of the best music festivals on the planet–Brutal Assault in Czechia, Maryland Deathfest in Baltimore and Wacken in Germany–in this summer music-fest preview feature for Knotfest.com.

On Tyranny: As US Citizens Get Disappeared and Terrorized, Chile’s Mawiza Reflects

Posted in Features, Interviews, On Tyranny with tags , on 04/30/2025 by Kurt Orzeck

The frontman for band Mawiza, who blend metal with Mapuche folk music, reflects on the horrific treatment of his indigenous ancestors by the Chilean military as U.S. citizens are getting disappeared and terrorized by the Trump administration. Read my New Noise interview.