The Jesus Lizard’s 103 Songs, Ranked From the G.O.A.T. to the … Just Don’t
Because I said so. Order never subject to change.
1. “Gladiator”
2. “Destroy Before Reading”
3. “Monkey Trick”
4. “Boilermaker”
5. “Dancing Naked Ladies”
6. “Seasick”
7. “Mouth Breather”
8. “Bloody Mary”
9. “Nub”
10. “Lady Shoes”
11. “One Evening”
12. “Killer McHann”
13. “Wheelchair Epidemic”
14. “Then Comes Dudley”
15. “Blockbuster”
16. “Glamorous”
17. “The Art of Self Defense”
18. “Puss”
19. “If You Had Lips”
20. “Chrome”
21. “Alexis Feels Sick”
22. “7 vs. 8”
23. “Pastoral”
24. “Eyesore”
25. “Fly on the Wall”
26. “50 ¢”
27. “Cold Water”
28. “My Own Urine”
29. “Anna”
30. “Happy Bunny Goes Fluff-Fluff Along”
31. “Rabid Pigs”
32. “I Can Learn”
33. “Thumbscrews”
34. “The Best Parts”
35. “Rope”
36. “Now Then”
37. “Horse”
38. “Hide & Seek”
39. “And Then the Rain”
40. “Mistletoe”
41. “Countless Backs of Sad Losers”
42. “Thumper”
43. “Blue Shot”
44. “Sunday You Need Love”
45. “Good Thing”
46. “The Associate”
47. “Queen for a Day”
48. “Elegy”
49. “Trephination”
50. “Swan the Dog”
51. “Horse Doctor Man”
52. “The Test”
53. “Low Rider”
54. “Moto(R)”
55. “Inflicted by Hounds”
56. “Slave Ship”
57. “Din”
58. “What If?”
59. “Falling Down”
60. “South Mouth”
61. “I’m Tired of Being Your Mother”
62. “American BB”
63. “Deaf as a Bat”
64. “Bad Guy”
65. “Karpis”
66. “Armistice Day”
67. “Inamorata”
68. “Churl”
69. “Waxeater”
70. “Pop Song”
71. “Is That Your Hand?”
72. “Grind”
73. “Cost of Living”
74. “Lord Godiva”
75. “Whirl”
76. “Perk”
77. “S.D.B.J.”
78. “Shut Up”
79. “Panic in Cicero”
80. “White Hole”
81. “Mailman”
82. “Rodeo in Joliet”
83. “Tight n’ Shiny”
84. “Valentine”
85. “Starlet”
86. “Happy Snakes”
87. “Skull of a German”
88. “Westside”
89. “Needles for Teeth”
90. “Uncommonly Good”
91. “More Beautiful Than Barbie”
92. “Dunning Kruger”
93. “A Tale of Two Women”
94. “Zachariah”
95. “Pervertedly Slow”
96. “Postcoital Glow”
97. “Good Riddance”
98. “Terremoto”
99. “Eucalyptus”
100. “Too Bad About the Fire”
101. “Until It Stopped to Die”
102. “Soft Damage”
103. “Swing Set”
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