The Bad Penny (beta)

Sure, they may be one of the biggest rock bands in the world, but let’s get real: Have Queens of the Stone Age truly “made it”?

Some would argue no for the simple reason that, some 30 years into their career, “Weird” Al Yankovic still hasn’t made a parody of even one QOTSA song. It’s a critical rite of passage in pop music, and until it happens, a musical act really hasn’t achieved irrefutable commercial success.

In an effort to help QOTSA finally break that glass ceiling, and to inspire Al to write some quality new parodies, here are The Bad Penny‘s Top 15 choicest ideas for QOTSA parody songs:

Original: “Regular John”
Parody: “Regular John Tesh“

Original: “Go With the Flow”
Parody: “Go With the Flomax“

Original: “Better Living Through Chemistry”
Parody: “Better Living Through Home Ec“

Original: “I Think I Lost My Headache”
Parody: “I Think I Lost My Keys“

Original: “Avon”
Parody: “The Avon Lady”

Original: “I Sat by the Ocean”
Parody: “I Sat by Billy Ocean (On a Plane)”

Original: “You Can’t Quit Me, Baby”
Parody: “You Can’t Quit Me, Baby Ruth“

Original: “The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret”
Parody: “The Lost Art of Wearing Secret Antiperspirant“

Original: “The Way You Used to Do”
Parody: “The Way You Used to Do the Mountain Dew“

Original: “Sick, Sick, Sick”
Parody: “Mick, Mick, Mick” (tribute song to Rocky Balboa’s deceased trainer/ manager)

Original: “My God Is the Sun”
Parody: “My God Is the Hamburger Bun”

Original: “Long Slow Goodbye”
Parody: “Long Slow Fart“

Original: “Keep Your Eyes Peeled”
Parody: “Keep Your Oranges Peeled“

Original: “How to Handle a Rope”
Parody: “How to Handle a Rope-a-Dope“

Original: “No One Knows”
Parody: “Owen’s Nose” (referring to actor Owen Wilson’s unusual facial appendage)
• Fun fact: QOTSA frontman Josh Homme told me he especially enjoyed this one.)

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