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Bad Penny News Exclusive: Polymarket Letting Gamblers Bet on How Much the New Evanescence, Sublime and Madonna LPs Will Suck

Posted in Comedy with tags , , , , , on 05/29/2026 by Kurt Orzeck

Talk about a Friday news dump: The Bad Penny learned exclusively this afternoon that Polymarket – the world’s largest prediction market, which lets gamblers bet on future outcomes such as the deaths of human beings, weather patterns and economic activity – will also offer opportunities to wager on whether the hugely anticipated new records by Evanescence, Sublime and Madonna will be mediocre, unlistenable or worthy of being set ablaze after a single listen.

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