The Bad Penny (beta)

Have you noticed an extra bounce in your dog’s step today? Chalk it up to them hearing the news about the firing of U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. The first Trump regime to be fired in his second term is an avowed dog killer, a corruption queen, a cosplay doofus and an all-around nitwit.

The sociopathic Noem also relished joining ICE as they invaded cities and terrorized residents. In honor of her outrageously sickening and shameful acts, here are 10 songs that likely aren’t on her Spotify list and provide a fitting sendoff to Noem:

1. “I Wanna Be Your Dog” (Stooges)

2. “Black Dog” (Led Zeppelin)

3. “Hound Dog” (Elvis Presley)

4. “Diamond Dogs” (David Bowie)

5. “Bark at the Moon” (Ozzy Osbourne)

6. “Doggy Dogg World” (Snoop Dogg)

7. “I Bet on Losing Dogs” (Mitski)

8. “Wild Pack of Family Dogs” (Modest Mouse)

9. “Your Dog” (Soccer Mommy)

10. “Who Let the Dogs Out” (Baha Men)

(Note to lovers of dogs [and other animals]: Check out Pet Sounds, our ongoing series in which musicians reveal to The Bad Penny what makes their companions so special. They provide loads of adorable pics to bolster their case too.)

This entry was posted on 03/05/2026 at 6:32 pm and is filed under Comedy, Lists with tags David Bowie, dogs, Elvis Presley, Kristi Noem, Led Zeppelin, Mitski, Modest Mouse, Ozzy Osbourne, Snoop Dogg, Soccer Mommy, Stooges. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.