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Bad Penny Bests: Top 10 Best (And Worst) Meats

Posted in Comedy, Lists with tags , , on 07/11/2025 by Kurt Orzeck
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You people can’t seem to read a full article these days unless it’s a Top 10 list. So The Bad Penny is jumping on the bandwagon from time to time and see if ours are as riveting as “Top 10 Substitutes for Mayonnaise,” “Top 10 Best Bob Seger Songs,” “Top 10 Ways to Sneeze Politely in Public,” etc.

Here’s our second one. We think. The first was abut clubs. We’re too lazy busy to comb through our labyrinthian archives to see if we’ve posted an edition during the sordid history of this website.

Top 10 Best Meats

1. The Meat Puppets

2. Meatwound

3. Meatballs

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