Halo, one of the most popular video games ever, features monstrous characters each named Unggoy Heavy whose hideousness is often overlooked because of their formidable strength in combat. Despite the respect they earn, though, if you’re looking for love on Tinder and are matched with one of these behemoths, remember to swipe left immediately. Fer chrissakes, tattoo it on your arm in case you’ve had too many drinks.
Meanwhile, an alt-industrial duo from Brooklyn who reference the character in their moniker, Heavy Halo, are much easier on the eyes. Vocalist/guitarist McKeever and producer Gosteffects opt for a slacker-chic look that won’t haunt your nightmares and make them appear almost approachable.
The Bad Penny (beta) 