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CONSPIRACY REVEALED: Tool’s Maynard James Keenan And David Yow Are Lizard People!

Posted in Comedy, Esoterica with tags , , , , on 11/27/2024 by Kurt Orzeck

Hate to say we told you so, but a few years after an anonymous leaker from the Biden Crime Family provided Extra-Super-Top-Secret Classified Files to The Bad Penny, we can now officially confirm that the Deep State Documents are completely True and prove that two famous rock musicians (Hollywood Elites, of course) are indeed among the 47 million Lizard People living among us in the United States (which is a “garbage bin,” by the way). We call it “The Maynard/Yow Connection.”

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