The Bad Penny (beta)

You people can’t seem to read a full article these days unless it’s a Top 10 list. So The Bad Penny is jumping on the bandwagon from time to time and see if ours are as riveting as “Top 10 Substitutes for Mayonnaise,” “Top 10 Best Bob Seger Songs,” “Top 10 Ways to Sneeze Politely in Public,” etc.

Here’s our second one. We think. The first was abut clubs. We’re too lazy busy to comb through our labyrinthian archives to see if we’ve posted an edition during the sordid history of this website.

Top 10 Best Meats

1. The Meat Puppets

2. Meatwound

3. Meatballs

4. Meat Is Murder (Smiths album)

5. “M.E.A.T.” (Tomahawk song)

6. The meat locker that Rocky Balboa trained in

7. Meat Wave

8. Meat sticks

9. Meat Beat Manifesto

10. “Meathook” (Cure song)

Top 10 Worst Meats

1. Meat Loaf the musician

2. Meat Loaf the entrée

3. Meat contaminated with E. Coli

4. “Uncle Meat” (Frank Zappa song)

5. “Easy Meat” (Frank Zappa song)

6. The meat locker from “The Shining” that Jack Torrance was locked in

7. The Meat Men

8. “(You Need Meat) Don’t Go No Further” (Doors song)

9. Mystery meat

10. Pro wrestler Shawn Stasiak (a.k.a. “Meat”)

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