The Bad Penny (beta)

You people can’t seem to read a full article these days unless it’s a Top 10 list. So The Bad Penny is going to jump on the bandwagon from time to time and see if ours are as riveting as “Top 10 Substitutes for Mayonnaise,” “Top 10 Best Bob Seger Songs,” “Top 10 Ways to Sneeze Politely in Public,” etc.

Here’s our inaugural one. We think. We’re too lazy busy to comb through our labyrinthian archives to see if we’ve posted an edition during the sordid history of this website.

Top 10 Best Clubs

1. Deaf Club (just-announced second LP, We Demand a Permanent State of Happiness, due August 22 via Southern Lord and Three One G Records)

2. Gun Club

3. Fuzz Club

4. Somali Yacht Club

5. Club Night

6. Heaven’s Club (feat Deafheaven’s Shiv Mehra

7. Bug Club

8. Club (Jesus Lizard live album)

9. Pearl Jam’s Ten Club

10. Tokyo Police Club

Top 10 Worst Clubs

1. The Club for Growth

2. Club Random (Bill Maher podcast)

2. Players’ clubs

3. Yacht clubs

4. The BMG Music Club

5. Nightclubs

6. Boys clubs

7. Bombay Bicycle Club

8. Hair Club for Men

9. Police billy clubs

10. The clubs used to beat seals

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