The Bad Penny (beta)

Recipe For Water

What you will need:

a clean glass (any size)
water (any amount)

Serving size:

one person

Directions:

Pick up glass. Go to sink. Turn on cold water faucet, turning the knob so water runs moderately. If desired, place your finger under faucet to see if water is cold enough for enjoyable consumption. Place glass under faucet. Make sure all the water is running into the glass so as to avoid the outer part of the glass becoming too wet. Fill glass with desired amount of water. Turn off faucet. Drink water from glass, placing the glass on a surface if intervals between sips exceed a reasonable length of time. Slay the vampires.

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