The Bad Penny (beta)

This week alone:

• RFK Jr. effectively sentenced millions of Americans to potentially die thanks to his contested decision to roll back critical, effective vaccines that (sigh) do not have microchips or tiny aliens in them.

• Trump announced plans to expand the U.S. military presence (i.e. martial law) into Seattle and Portland, in addition to L.A., Chicago and D.C.

• Another preventable school shooting resulted in the deaths of Catholic children in Minnesota and inflicted trauma on an indeterminate number of kids and families.

• ICE unlawfully arrested a bunch of firefighters in Washington while they battled a blaze.

• ICE detained Kilmar Abrego Garcia again, apparently with plans to send him to human-rights-abuse-lovin’ Uganda instead of a gulag in El Salvador this time.

• Israel killed five more journalists in yet another bombing in Gaza.

And to cap it all off, now we have to tolerate the return of Mudvayne. That’s right: fucking Mudvayne.