The Dorkiest Wordplay Game In Music History
The word “procrastination” doesn’t necessarily imply that a person is 100 percent idle. It just means they’re avoiding what they should be doing in favor of doing something they shouldn’t be doing. With that in mind, here’s a stupid, superfluous and solitary game that The Bad Penny calls “Procrastination: A Word Game for Music Nerds.” (Trademark pending.)
Flaming Lips
Flamin’ Groovies
Groovie Ghoulies
Groove Collective
Animal Collective
Animal (from the Muppets)
Dr. Teeth (from the Muppets)
Dr. Teeth (the band)
Dr. Dog
Three Dog Night
Night Marchers
March Into Paris
Dmitri From Paris
Demetri Martin
Martin Sexton
Remy Martin
Remy Zero
Band.Zero
Band of Bees
The Bird and the Bee
The Birds of Avalon
Mickey Avalon
Mickey Mouse
Mouse on Mars (thought we were going to do Modest Mouse, eh?)
Mars Volta
Bjork’s Volta
Robert Bork
Robert Johnson
Antony and the Johnsons
Marc Anthony
Marky Mark
Money Mark
Eddie Money
Eddie from Iron Maiden
Iron and Wine
Wino from Spirit Caravan
The Duke Spirit
Thin White Duke
Ziggy Stardust
Big Star
Big D
Mike D
Beastie Boys
Boys Noise
Einstuerzende Neubauten
Zen Guerilla
Gorilla Biscuits
Disco Biscuits
Dischord
The Teen Idles
The Velvet Teen
Velvet Underground
Nico
Neko Case
Classic Case
The Classic Crime
Crime Mob
Mobb Deep
Deep Forest
A Minor Forest
Minor Threat
Ian MacKaye
Janis Ian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janis_Ian)
Janis Joplin
Janice from the Muppet Show
Lips from the Muppet Show
The Flaming Lips
Taa daa.
Go to The Bad Penny’s game hub for diversions that nearly aren’t as dumb as this one.

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